About the Author

The only known depiction of Connor, a courtroom sketch by Penney Knightly.

Connor MacKenzie was raised by wild bears. One day, his adoptive parents were ruthlessly slaughtered by a pigtail-wearing, home-invading, prepubescent neo-Nazi colonialist with the improbable code name “Goldilocks”.

After wasting his youth and destroying his body in repeated futile attempts at revenge, Connor applied himself to the only act of resistance his now-crippled physique would allow — creative writing.